HoDeDo

collocation for hold the door used by mostly uneducated dopes that neva lernt to talk or were lax in speech classes.

hodedo mafuka yo slam dat my face.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

by j r lang January 13, 2008

worm

any of numerous relatively small elongated soft-bodied animals especially of the phyla Annelida and Chaetognatha and Nematoda and Nemertea and Platyhelminthes; also many insect larvae

the fish got my bait give me another worm

by j r lang January 08, 2009

old hen

a fake swear word used by by dutch people from the Christian reformed church. noted in and around mid Michigan, Grand Rapids, Houghton lake, Lake city, Falmouth, roscommon missaukee county's area.

1.the cows have gotten out again old hen
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again

by j r lang January 13, 2008

rug rash

a chaffing of parts of the body usually the knees or buttocks from having sex on a carpet.
mostly associated to a rash on the knees of a person giving head or a blow job see rug burn a cock sucking injury.

Ellen got an awful rug rash yesterday while polishing my knob

by j r lang January 13, 2008

cock sure

damn right positive not wrong Certainly knowing and believing; confident beyond doubt;implicity trusting; unquestioning; positive;American slang.

Boy are you cock sure of that?

by j r lang January 13, 2008

shining crawlers

a term used by fishermen to describe the practice of going out at night with a flashlight to find and pick up night crawlers worm to be used for bait fishing,

you want to out shining crawlers so we can go fishing tomorrow ?

by j r lang January 13, 2008