bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair
her pussy looked like a bearded clam
by j r lang January 04, 2008
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rug rash

a chaffing of parts of the body usually the knees or buttocks from having sex on a carpet.
mostly associated to a rash on the knees of a person giving head or a blow job see rug burn a cock sucking injury.
Ellen got an awful rug rash yesterday while polishing my knob
by j r lang January 06, 2008
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urinate

make, make water, pass water, pee, pee-pee, piddle, piss, puddle, relieve oneself, spend a penny, take a leak, wee, wee-wee
stop the car i have to urinate you know milk the snake
by j r lang January 04, 2008
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milk the snake

move back and forth in an unstable manner,to take a wizz
to pee, piss,urinate, masturbation of the penis,
I drank too much beer i have to milk the snake.
by j r lang January 04, 2008
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kaka hell

a derisive term used by Spanish people in America and other parts of the world as a description for the well known fast food restaurant TACO BELL
you eat that shit at kaka hell?
by j r lang January 04, 2008
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soak it incider

a funny retort when someone gets slightly injured
Bob darn ive hit my thumb
Tom go soak it incider.
by j r lang January 06, 2008
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Mucket

A fir lined cover for a bald pussy
as she slowly removed her Mucket to expose her bald pussy i became more excited.
by j r lang January 05, 2008
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