j r lang's definitions

Mucket

A fir lined cover for a bald pussy

as she slowly removed her Mucket to expose her bald pussy i became more excited.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

by j r lang January 13, 2008

worm

any of numerous relatively small elongated soft-bodied animals especially of the phyla Annelida and Chaetognatha and Nematoda and Nemertea and Platyhelminthes; also many insect larvae

the fish got my bait give me another worm

by j r lang January 8, 2009

old hen

a fake swear word used by by dutch people from the Christian reformed church. noted in and around mid Michigan, Grand Rapids, Houghton lake, Lake city, Falmouth, roscommon missaukee county's area.

1.the cows have gotten out again old hen
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again

by j r lang January 13, 2008

kaka hell

a derisive term used by Spanish people in America and other parts of the world as a description for the well known fast food restaurant TACO BELL

you eat that shit at kaka hell?

by j r lang January 13, 2008

shining crawlers

a term used by fishermen to describe the practice of going out at night with a flashlight to find and pick up night crawlers worm to be used for bait fishing,

you want to out shining crawlers so we can go fishing tomorrow ?

by j r lang January 13, 2008

puerto rican chow pass

Puerto Rican chow pass was what a mustache was called
would get you a mustache ride.cunnilingus

i have a Puerto Rican chow pass on my face Mustache ride 5 cents

by j r lang January 13, 2008