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1. if u like movies where people get hit by a car going 100 mph 4 times and dieing, getting shot 1000 times and not dieing, and having a thing for bandages this movie is for you.
2. i recommend seeing this movie just for the ladies. Jessica Alba is really hot mainly because she plays the role of a stripper who wants to fuck a 50 yr old guy. The way she dances will turn u on as it did for me.
John: yea sin city wasn't that realistic. everyone is invicible.
Jay: yea but jessica alba is damn fine in it. =)
sin city by J 0 K A May 9, 2005
bob: shalom
jordan: u a jew?
bob: yea
jordan: oh
shalom by J 0 K A May 9, 2005

the fonz 

AKA Brian's line: Heeeeeeeeey..there's gunna be mad alcohol..
Brian: yo wanna come my this party? there's gunna be mad alcohol.
Justine: Umm...loser?
the fonz by J 0 K A February 22, 2005
a pimp for getting a blow job in the white house; the closest person to being a black president
Dam! Bill Clinton got a blow job in the white house?!?! What a pimp!
clinton by J 0 K A February 22, 2005
doesnt know the number 4 in spanish
Bono: "uno! dos! tres! catorce!"
bono by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

Crippler Crossface

str8 up gangsta special; will make anyone tap
Chris Benoit 0wnz jo0!
Crippler Crossface by J 0 K A February 22, 2005
sad mutah fuckin wrestler; got owned by the crippler
RKO by J 0 K A February 22, 2005