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Definitions by itichie_nocanpoo

mexican tree 

mexican tree is called a Palo Verde tree (hispanic for green)
mexican tree man Jose was nude is a Palo verde tree trying to catch quail. Now that hurts!!

mexican poker 

card game that all mexicans like to play. In mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.
In Los Angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. " Liquor up front mexican poker in rear "

mexican fighter 

mexican fighter uses boxing gloves and eats lots Chile !
I'm a retired mexican fighter, my father is a retired mexican fighter. I just found out my dad has diarrhea.
now I'm a slap happy mexi with a crap happy daddy no mas hot-a-leta chiles for me! does it get better than this?

mexican labor 

crop pickers in mexifornia ( AKA California )
mexican labor no wash hands after handling La Jolla's. not to worry it all gets recycled, comes out in the draft.