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mexican water

water found in most mexican towns will cause problems for gringos!
You must eat Mucho chile peppers when in Old Mexico it Kill the bugs in mexican water. Downside is: U know it hurts when it comes out! Oh yoy yoy comasita shamanitia es muy hot-a-leta !!!

mexican fighter 

mexican fighter uses boxing gloves and eats lots Chile !
I'm a retired mexican fighter, my father is a retired mexican fighter. I just found out my dad has diarrhea.
now I'm a slap happy mexi with a crap happy daddy no mas hot-a-leta chiles for me! does it get better than this?

mexican poker 

card game that all mexicans like to play. In mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.
In Los Angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. " Liquor up front mexican poker in rear "

mexican labor 

crop pickers in mexifornia ( AKA California )
mexican labor no wash hands after handling La Jolla's. not to worry it all gets recycled, comes out in the draft.