Urban Dictionary: Definitions by itichie

california water

if its yellow let mellow if its brown flush it down. In Arizona when its brown flush it twice because California needs the water. California water is a gift from Arizona.
( California water AKA mexican piss )....
note! to Caleefornia dont drink it if you can't feel it.

california water by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

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caleefornia

Governator's way of saying California. Velcome to Caleefornia!

Caleefornia here we come right back where we started from. This time you stinking gringos will not keep us out!! Caleefornia border here we come right back where we started from.( YAHOO ) Caleefornia we are here to stay!!! National guard kiss us we love you. Caleefornia here we come right back where we started from. ( come on sing along)

caleefornia by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

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ali ali in-free

mexican who made it over the border now lives in California

more than 1,000 ali ali in-free stinking mexicans make it over the border each day in Caleefornia. This is the land of milk and honey. The fox man says let my people flow! Washington say let the people cum. No mexican left behind.
( 50 years USA has new name "United States de Mexico" ) No more stinking casa blanka!

ali ali in-free by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006

california the whore

1,000 miles up in space California looks like a whore!

california the whore. get a map check it out dude! (San Francisco = titts!) ( hollywood = belly ) ( inland empire = groin ) (indio = butt) ( sierra nevada mountians = backbone)
( monte shasta = head of the whore )! Notice where the Mexicans hang out! yep in the nasty areas of Caleefornia.....

california the whore by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006