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Dirty Carla

A Dirty Carla is where a bearded man performs cunnilingus on a female while she is eating a burrito laced with laxatives. If the woman can spew diarrhea before the man can make her cum, she wins another round of Dirty Carla at her choosing. If the guy makes the woman cum, she buys him Taco Bell for 2 weeks.
Money is getting tight! I might need to roll the dice and play Dirty Carla to put food on the table.
by irish cow17 November 8, 2014
mugGet the Dirty Carlamug.

Turd Taker

When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.
Man, I was almost finished when that Turd Taker came in.
by irish cow17 December 26, 2007
mugGet the Turd Takermug.

soft penis

Not erect. A wet noodle. Frowning Fred. Limp. Flaccid.
Man! Debbie won't like this soft penis! It's our honeymoon.
by irish cow17 November 8, 2014
mugGet the soft penismug.

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