13 definitions by invader Jenna
Short for Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Best comic EVER. Created by Jhonen Vasquez. Johnny, Nny for short (pronounced "knee") is an insane, self-loathing serial killer who paints his victims blood on his basement wall so the monster on the other side can't escape. He has questioned his sanity many times. He also has a very strange hairstyle; most of it was burned off in Hell so it looks like two antenna. Never tick him off. Like I said he is insane. The slightest annoyance will drive him to murder you. But he is also very funny, like is Die-ary entires. He hates the word "wacky". He killed someone with a spork for calling him that. Now, you might think he just kills random people for the hell of it. He doesn't, mostly just douche bags.
As I mentioned, the creator is Jhonen Vasquez, also the creator of the Nickelodeon T.V. show Invader Zim. Another reason why parents didn't like the show was because they were aware of Jhonen's previous work (JtHM) and all its cursing and gore.
As I mentioned, the creator is Jhonen Vasquez, also the creator of the Nickelodeon T.V. show Invader Zim. Another reason why parents didn't like the show was because they were aware of Jhonen's previous work (JtHM) and all its cursing and gore.
Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death.
Wacky!? What the hell kind of word is that? WACKY!? I HATE that word!! Fewer words are as excruciatingly stupid!!! And used in description of me!! FOOK!
Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
Yes, yes, yes. I'm the one that's been killing all those people. But I'm also the creative force behind Happy Noodle Boy, so forgive me and shut up.
Killing someone who's bleeding to death. Fff...fuck, you people...you...how stupid you are. Resorting to the same old, monkey brutality, afraid to look up from your bloody dicks. Afraid of transcendence. Hey...your head looks like a potato. And how stupid was I? I, actually paid attention to you! Devoted precious thought to it. God...I used to love the noises I heard in my head. Hhh...I never should've left my room...my room, out there, I almost remember it. It's gone now...along with everything else...vanishing. Heh...potato.
No more stars... no... clouds... nothing... hsssss... It's such an easy thing to say you hate something... so easy to hate... what a piece of shit I am... I ca...can't believe I went the easy way... I thought I knew... I wish I knew something... anything. Ehhh... Actually... your head looks more like a reject jellybean
Dear Die-ary, today I found out on the inside... I'm pretty fuckin' ugly.
-JtHM
Wacky!? What the hell kind of word is that? WACKY!? I HATE that word!! Fewer words are as excruciatingly stupid!!! And used in description of me!! FOOK!
Dear Die-ary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me.
Yes, yes, yes. I'm the one that's been killing all those people. But I'm also the creative force behind Happy Noodle Boy, so forgive me and shut up.
Killing someone who's bleeding to death. Fff...fuck, you people...you...how stupid you are. Resorting to the same old, monkey brutality, afraid to look up from your bloody dicks. Afraid of transcendence. Hey...your head looks like a potato. And how stupid was I? I, actually paid attention to you! Devoted precious thought to it. God...I used to love the noises I heard in my head. Hhh...I never should've left my room...my room, out there, I almost remember it. It's gone now...along with everything else...vanishing. Heh...potato.
No more stars... no... clouds... nothing... hsssss... It's such an easy thing to say you hate something... so easy to hate... what a piece of shit I am... I ca...can't believe I went the easy way... I thought I knew... I wish I knew something... anything. Ehhh... Actually... your head looks more like a reject jellybean
Dear Die-ary, today I found out on the inside... I'm pretty fuckin' ugly.
-JtHM
by invader Jenna August 26, 2010
I guess people don't like her because they can't get over old people music. Get over it. I know, her music is repetitive. You don't have to make a huge deal out of it. I know, all her music has computerized sounds and no actual instruments. GET OVER IT. You don't always need real instruments to make music. And stop calling her a slut, I said this once I'll say it again: Guys sing about sex ALL THE TIME. I don't see you criticizing them. And she isn't a hermaphrodite. Her costumes are so tight you can't FIT anything in it. And don't tell me she had it removed, what person would cut off their penis? "Oh yeah, peeing is overrated, I don't need this silly old thing anymore." Get a life! The whole "satanic" thing was just plain RETARDED. "She has a lightning bolt on her face!". Yeah, I know. It was a reference to David Bowie. Go on Google right now and type in David Bowie Lightning and you will see it. "She had a checker board pattern in her paparazzi music video". It's a freaking pattern! Alice in wonderland has that pattern all over it, you don't see people calling Alice in Wonderland satanic!
Lady GaGa lyrics:
Let's play a love game, play a love game do you want love or you want fame are you in that game. Doin' the love game.
-Love Game
I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance. I want your love and all your love has revenge you and me could write a bad romance.
-Bad Romance
The fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we want to live the live of the rich and famous. Fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we have a taste for champagne and endless fortune.
-The Fame
Just dance, gonna be OK. Da da doo doo, just dance, spin that record babe. Da da doo doo, just dance, gonna be OK. Da da da dance, dance, dance, just ju ju just dance.
-Just Dance
And eh, there's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. I wish you'd never looked at me that way, eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say.
-Eh eh(nothing else I can say)
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop calling, stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephoning me e e e e e e e.
-Telephone
Let's play a love game, play a love game do you want love or you want fame are you in that game. Doin' the love game.
-Love Game
I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance. I want your love and all your love has revenge you and me could write a bad romance.
-Bad Romance
The fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we want to live the live of the rich and famous. Fame, beautiful, the fame, cuz we have a taste for champagne and endless fortune.
-The Fame
Just dance, gonna be OK. Da da doo doo, just dance, spin that record babe. Da da doo doo, just dance, gonna be OK. Da da da dance, dance, dance, just ju ju just dance.
-Just Dance
And eh, there's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say. Eh, eh. I wish you'd never looked at me that way, eh, eh. There's nothing else I can say.
-Eh eh(nothing else I can say)
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore. I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Stop calling, stop calling I don't wanna talk anymore, I left my head and my heart on the dance floor. Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephoning me e e e e e e e.
-Telephone
by invader Jenna November 12, 2010
One of the best T.V. shows I've seen. It's about solving murder cases, but they show you how they do it.
Angela Montenegro is the artist and face reconstructor. She can take a skull and build the right face for it. She designed something that projects holograms which makes it easier to reconstruct faces and recreate crime scenes.
Zack Addy was my favorite character.Then he started working for a cannibalistic murderer. Everything had to be logical for him, and what the cannibal was doing logically made sense to him. He was sent to a mental institution.
Temperance "Bones" Brennan is a forensic anthropologist. Much like Zack, everything is logical. She is one of those people who are so smart, she doesn't get the obvious like jokes or emotions.
Seeley Booth is Brennan's FBI partner. You might recognize him as Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He gave Bones her nickname. Even though it's obvious that he and Bones like each other, they refuse to accept it.
Camille Saroyan is the boss of them all. She is the pathologist. She and Booth had a relationship, but it didn't last that long.
Jack Hodgins is the bug and slime guy. His job is to identify any insects or strange substances found on remains.He and Angela date, breakup, date again, and eventually marry. He and Zack always did the strangest science experiments.
Lance Sweets is a psychologist who nobody takes seriously because of his age. He has a girlfriend named Daisy. Daisy is verrrrry ditzy.
Angela Montenegro is the artist and face reconstructor. She can take a skull and build the right face for it. She designed something that projects holograms which makes it easier to reconstruct faces and recreate crime scenes.
Zack Addy was my favorite character.Then he started working for a cannibalistic murderer. Everything had to be logical for him, and what the cannibal was doing logically made sense to him. He was sent to a mental institution.
Temperance "Bones" Brennan is a forensic anthropologist. Much like Zack, everything is logical. She is one of those people who are so smart, she doesn't get the obvious like jokes or emotions.
Seeley Booth is Brennan's FBI partner. You might recognize him as Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He gave Bones her nickname. Even though it's obvious that he and Bones like each other, they refuse to accept it.
Camille Saroyan is the boss of them all. She is the pathologist. She and Booth had a relationship, but it didn't last that long.
Jack Hodgins is the bug and slime guy. His job is to identify any insects or strange substances found on remains.He and Angela date, breakup, date again, and eventually marry. He and Zack always did the strangest science experiments.
Lance Sweets is a psychologist who nobody takes seriously because of his age. He has a girlfriend named Daisy. Daisy is verrrrry ditzy.
Booth: What are you trying to do?
Bones: Blackmail you.
Booth: Blackmail a federal agent.
Bones: Yes.
Booth: I don't like it.
Bones: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
Booth: Fine. You're in.
Angela: I think Booth likes you. God, if I were you, I'd buy a ticket on that ride.
*yelling over the music*
Bones: It’s so tribal.
Angela: Don’t say tribal, sweetie.
Bones: Why? Oh, because of all the black people?
*an argument has started over Bones' use of the word "tribal"*
Girl: No, fool. She's using Descartes' philosophy to say she's down with the music.
Other Girl: Who you calling a fool, fool? *fight breaks out*
Bones: Zack, get a driver to take you over to Greenbelt Park. I want you to take pictures of the area where the body was, ground covering, paved areas.
Booth: Why does he need a driver?
Zack: *embarrassed* I can't drive.
Booth: You’re a genius who can’t drive?
Zack: If you know what I know about con-structural design, you wouldn’t drive either.
Bones: Blackmail you.
Booth: Blackmail a federal agent.
Bones: Yes.
Booth: I don't like it.
Bones: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
Booth: Fine. You're in.
Angela: I think Booth likes you. God, if I were you, I'd buy a ticket on that ride.
*yelling over the music*
Bones: It’s so tribal.
Angela: Don’t say tribal, sweetie.
Bones: Why? Oh, because of all the black people?
*an argument has started over Bones' use of the word "tribal"*
Girl: No, fool. She's using Descartes' philosophy to say she's down with the music.
Other Girl: Who you calling a fool, fool? *fight breaks out*
Bones: Zack, get a driver to take you over to Greenbelt Park. I want you to take pictures of the area where the body was, ground covering, paved areas.
Booth: Why does he need a driver?
Zack: *embarrassed* I can't drive.
Booth: You’re a genius who can’t drive?
Zack: If you know what I know about con-structural design, you wouldn’t drive either.
by invader Jenna January 15, 2011
A very funny movie based on the 20 page children's book, even though it's nothing like it. Flint is a very... strange... guy around 17 I'm guessing who is thoroughly hated. He lives on a very small island hidden under the A in Atlantic Ocean on the map. He has all kinds of weirdo inventions that just cause destruction. He has a monkey named Steve who has a Monkey Thought Translator so we know what he's thinking. One day Flint invents a machine,FLDSMDFR, that turns water into food, which is a good thing because all his town has to eat are sardines. Accidentally, the FLDSMDFR ends up in the sky where it sucks up the rain from the clouds and turns it into food. Everything was great until the mayor became obsessed (and really super fat) and kept ordering too much food from the FLDSMDFR. The food got bigger and bigger. It became a big threat to the island. Flint, Sam, Brent, and Manny stop the machine and everything is OK. To stop the FLDSMDFR, Flint had to stay behind to spray the opening with Spray-On Shoes, and it explodes. Flint is carried down by the Ratbirds in a very cliche way, with half his hair burnt off.
Flint's inventions:
Ratbirds (eat citizens)
Flying Car (it had no wings)
Hair Unbalder(grows hair everywhere)
Remote Controlled T.V. (walks and destroys things)
Spray-On Shoes (don't come off)
Funny quotes from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs:
Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
Puts on contact lens
Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!
Flint Lockwood: after realizing Spray-On Shoes don't come off I wanted to run away, but you can't run away from your own feet.
Sam Sparks: Can you keep a secret?
Flint Lockwood: No.
awkward pause
Flint Lockwood: But this time, sure. Yeah.
Sam Sparks: sighs Ok. It was a really long time ago but... I, too. was... a *nerd!*
Flint Lockwood: blankly Too?
Ratbirds (eat citizens)
Flying Car (it had no wings)
Hair Unbalder(grows hair everywhere)
Remote Controlled T.V. (walks and destroys things)
Spray-On Shoes (don't come off)
Funny quotes from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs:
Earl Devereaux: You see this contact lens?
Flint Lockwood: Yeah?
Earl Devereaux: This contact lens represents you! And my eye represents my eye!
Puts on contact lens
Earl Devereaux: I've got my *eye* on you!
Flint Lockwood: after realizing Spray-On Shoes don't come off I wanted to run away, but you can't run away from your own feet.
Sam Sparks: Can you keep a secret?
Flint Lockwood: No.
awkward pause
Flint Lockwood: But this time, sure. Yeah.
Sam Sparks: sighs Ok. It was a really long time ago but... I, too. was... a *nerd!*
Flint Lockwood: blankly Too?
by invader Jenna September 3, 2010
Bob: What you doin?
Fabio: Listening to Hey Jude, by The Beatles.
Jarusha: The Beatles suck ASS.
*Bob and Fabio shove rulers down Jarusha's throat*
Fabio: Listening to Hey Jude, by The Beatles.
Jarusha: The Beatles suck ASS.
*Bob and Fabio shove rulers down Jarusha's throat*
by invader Jenna September 20, 2010
My idea of a good singer. Well, I doubt she can really sing, but I like her music. I'm not going to lie, she is a pretty big slut who likes the most disgusting guys. She has a very... different style of music, like Take It Off, and Disgusting. A really big hit of hers was Tik Tok. She is blonde, likes glitter. And gold. Pretty damn hot. Has worked with 3OH!3 twice, they featured in each others songs, Blah blah blah and My first kiss.
Ke$ha lyrics:
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up. Tonight, imma fight, till we see the sunlight. Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop no, oh oh ah oh. Oh oh ah oh.
- Tik Tok
Stop talk talk talk talkin that blah, blah, blah. Think you'll be getting this not, not, not, not in the back of my car, ar, ar. If you keep talkin that blah, blah, blah.
-Blah blah blah
It's disgusting, how I love you. I can't take it, I could kill you. Cuz your messin up my name, gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just wanna touch your face. It's disgusting.
- Disgusting
Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug. Your love, your love, your love. I said your love, your love, your love is my drug, your love, your love, your love.
-Your love is my drug
Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up. Tonight, imma fight, till we see the sunlight. Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop no, oh oh ah oh. Oh oh ah oh.
- Tik Tok
Stop talk talk talk talkin that blah, blah, blah. Think you'll be getting this not, not, not, not in the back of my car, ar, ar. If you keep talkin that blah, blah, blah.
-Blah blah blah
It's disgusting, how I love you. I can't take it, I could kill you. Cuz your messin up my name, gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just wanna touch your face. It's disgusting.
- Disgusting
Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug. Your love, your love, your love. I said your love, your love, your love is my drug, your love, your love, your love.
-Your love is my drug
by invader Jenna August 30, 2010