2 definitions by insomniacal maniac

fandultery

the support of a sporting team to increase individual popularity while secretly supporting another one in private or supporting two teams simultaneously in the same sporting code

that guy's not with me buddy, he got caught playing fandultery

by insomniacal maniac September 19, 2009

fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009