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Definitions by infiniti

flopdargens 

A pair of breasts that illicit attention mainly for their unusually large size, mostly found on large women however not limited to them. You may see flopdargens hanging off the side of a partically obese woman's stomach and tucked sloppily into her back pockets, like big meaty seatbelts, in order to avoid taking out street signs and knocking over small children on her way down the street.
Dude, check out the fuckin' flopdargens on that pig. I bet she hasn't seen her feet in years! Oh my god, her arms don't even touch her sides they're so floppin' ridiculous. I'd bang that out. ...Hey, do we need milk?
flopdargens by infiniti February 9, 2006
Any event that is a total failure an not what it was meant to be.
Mark your party was a complete wipeout, no one turned up, it sucked.
wipeout by infiniti May 16, 2005

laifuita 

Laughing as I fuck you in the ass.

Similar to lol lmao and rofl but only phaggotass phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you're sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. It's just for attention-starved asswipes who can't coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.
Pony Boy: laifuita

Fucklife: lafluida. Hey Karen, wanna make some apple butter? We can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, I have no balls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. Fucking for christ sake. I'M NEVIR GETING LADE!!! WHERE'S MY KOOKING SHOW!!

Shitwad: la-looooooool!!

Pony Boy: ¡VIVE LA LOL!

Shitwad: ho-HUH!

Pony Boy: GTFOH!
laifuita by infiniti April 4, 2005
bob: Hi
Jeff: yo, assl?
bob: 25,male,str8,ontario
assl by infiniti February 11, 2005
chat abrieviation for chuckle
intended to replace the popular 'lol' that is now unoriginal and boring
Bob says: i just fell over
Fred says: chkl
chkl by infiniti October 4, 2004

Hucklebuck 

the act of swapping or performing a mouthfuck on some unsuspecting person
Juggy Jails: "Lipinski had nothin to do with the huckebuck, where you come with the bucklebuck?"

Frank: "He had somethin' to do with it that night, he was tryin' to suck the pants off me!"
Hucklebuck by infiniti September 7, 2003
to tackle someone's testicles, resulting with the person lying on the floor writhing in pain and cursing the nutsacker's existence to the depths of hell.
Man, that guy was so mad, I though he was going to nutsack me in a dark corner of the room.
nutsack by infiniti August 15, 2003