wipeout

Any event that is a total failure an not what it was meant to be.
Mark your party was a complete wipeout, no one turned up, it sucked.
by infiniti May 16, 2005
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Hucklebuck

the act of swapping or performing a mouthfuck on some unsuspecting person
Juggy Jails: "Lipinski had nothin to do with the huckebuck, where you come with the bucklebuck?"

Frank: "He had somethin' to do with it that night, he was tryin' to suck the pants off me!"
by infiniti September 07, 2003
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merjerk

1. someone who fails to let people merge onto the expressway safely or fails to properly merge themselves.

2. someone on a road where two lanes merge into one, who speeds up to not let the car ahead of them in from the other lane, or speeds up from the right lane to cut in front of the cars traveling at safe distances apart in the left lane.

3. masturbating while merging onto the expressway.
Look at these people, not letting me over. Bunch of merjerks!!

Wow, look at this merjerk coming from behind to cut me off. He'd rather drive me off the road than have me in front of him....unbelievable.

Whew! I love a good merjerk... really eases the stress of driving around town.
by infiniti March 19, 2009
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drive safe

What some people say as a generic salutation when parting company instead of saying what they really want to say, such as fuck off or something to the same effect. Generally reserved for those who are not cared about in the least bit or are despised to the core of their being.
Alright, ok, you too, drive safe.

(..fuck off..)

*waves
by infiniti December 09, 2008
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cockpiece

your dick, when you are holding onto it with one hand, like it was a gun or an implement of destruction and aiming it at an orifice waiting to be violated.
I took my cockpiece out and jammed it directly into my girlfriend's swollen cock throat without hesitation. She's a whore.
by infiniti August 15, 2003
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laifuita

Laughing as I fuck you in the ass.

Similar to lol lmao and rofl but only phaggotass phaggots say rofl because no one has ever actually rofled after anything, especially if you're sitting in a dark rhume diddling your taintpipe. It's just for attention-starved asswipes who can't coin there own stimulating, creative acronyms like me.
Pony Boy: laifuita

Fucklife: lafluida. Hey Karen, wanna make some apple butter? We can start by skraping my taint and bare spot, because as everyone knows, I have no balls and am wasting my life with a ridiculous, conflicted tease who would rather take satisphaction from leading someone down a dark and windy road of celibacy than engage in the most basic, necessary functions of life. Fucking for christ sake. I'M NEVIR GETING LADE!!! WHERE'S MY KOOKING SHOW!!

Shitwad: la-looooooool!!

Pony Boy: ¡VIVE LA LOL!

Shitwad: ho-HUH!

Pony Boy: GTFOH!
by infiniti April 04, 2005
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cockfucker

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.
by infiniti August 15, 2003
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