infiniti's definitions

assl

chat acronym
age
sex
sexuality
location

bob: Hi
Jeff: yo, assl?
bob: 25,male,str8,ontario

by infiniti February 11, 2005

zawsum

The adjective representing the abbreviated pronunciation of "that's awesome" or "it's awesome" which is not only easier to say but zawsum.

Chap A: "I can't believe how good the bands were last night. I think it tops the list of shows I've been to."

Chap B: "Zawsum."

by infiniti September 1, 2010

shitcan mcgann

The words i use when i can't think of what I wanted to type into a search engine.

*clicks in search field

*types "shitcan mcgann"

*clicks search button

Your search - "shitcan mcgann" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.

by infiniti July 5, 2006

drive safe

What some people say as a generic salutation when parting company instead of saying what they really want to say, such as fuck off or something to the same effect. Generally reserved for those who are not cared about in the least bit or are despised to the core of their being.

Alright, ok, you too, drive safe.

(..fuck off..)

*waves

by infiniti December 9, 2008

flopdargens

A pair of breasts that illicit attention mainly for their unusually large size, mostly found on large women however not limited to them. You may see flopdargens hanging off the side of a partically obese woman's stomach and tucked sloppily into her back pockets, like big meaty seatbelts, in order to avoid taking out street signs and knocking over small children on her way down the street.

Dude, check out the fuckin' flopdargens on that pig. I bet she hasn't seen her feet in years! Oh my god, her arms don't even touch her sides they're so floppin' ridiculous. I'd bang that out. ...Hey, do we need milk?

by infiniti February 9, 2006

cockfucker

the worst kind of fucker

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.

by infiniti August 15, 2003

cock to cock

1) head to head; in a competitive sense, generally reserved for male participants.

2) cockhead to cockhead; in a sexual, possibly competitive sense, reserved for males and shemales, but could be anyone with access to a cock or dildo.

1) "Hey man, I'm a little nervous, I've gotta go cock to cock with Dave later at the foosball tournament, wish me luck.."

2) "Hey man, get your cock over and we'll go cock to cock like we were talking about earlier. Go Red Sox!"

by infiniti March 13, 2008