Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.
Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.
by indybob November 21, 2011
mugGet the Après fartmug.

corker

An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.
He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.
by indybob April 09, 2009
mugGet the corkermug.

Ol Cock Eye

What a chav turns into when they hit 30. An overweight mother of dirty children who run round with no shoes and pee in the street. She has a flat face and her eyes are far apart which is why the neighbours call her Ol Cock Eye. This breed is mostly found in the town of Walsall.
"Ol Cock Eye" is back from the night before. the night before
by indybob October 05, 2009
mugGet the Ol Cock Eyemug.