impaler's definitions

clean

when a women has shaven her vaginal region for a special occasion, such as sex, oral sex, and a hand job. can apply to a male being but is seldomly used in this form.

dashawn: how was shaniqua last night? i heard ya tore her up...
devon: yea! that bitch was clean.

by impaler December 1, 2004

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013