Nout

When you don't want to nut but you nut anyway, either during sexual relation with yourself or someone else.

Oh, shoot. I just nouted.

by imdeadinside85 October 20, 2019

IRWYPDLM

I Really Want You Please Don't Leave Me. Used when you don't want to let someone go or let them leave.

Wanna fuc

Girl: Bye.

Guy: IRWYPDLM

Girl: Wah?

Guy: wanna fuc

Girl: sure

*both strip and fuc, the end*

by imdeadinside85 October 20, 2019

IANYD

I Am Now Your Dad. If you say this you are now this person's dad and you have dad powers over them.

Bully: Now get in the locker!

Me: IANYD

Bully: Da- Dad? I havnt seen you since I was 6...

Me (Now his dad): Go to your room and never come out, your also grounded for 4 years.

Bully (Now my son): yes sir

by imdeadinside85 October 20, 2019