ilovethom'schickendance's definitions

jagermeister

Best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.

If you drink it with Red Bull, it makes a jager bomb.

Summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.

Jagermeister does NOT contain deer blood. That's an urban legend.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 3, 2004

unenjoyment

Slang for the money that you get when you're unemployed.

You lost your job, but you're getting unenjoyment? That's cool.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

stoner

see basement dweller

Former President Clinton wasn't a stoner because he didn't "inhale".

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 4, 2003

ronco

A company owned by Ron Popeil. Famous for his late night infomercial selling the Pocket Fisherman, Food Dehydrator, and the Showtime Rotisserie, among others.

Ron Popeil is my real dad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Kris Kross

Two adolescent aged boys who were a rap duo in the early 90's. They were famous for wearing their clothes backwards and saying wiggety-wiggety-whack. Not to be confused with christopher cross, the guy who sang the theme to the movie arthur.

I missed the bus.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 2, 2003

jibber jabber

What really irritates Mr. T.

Mr. T: Stop with all that jibber jabber and shine my gold chains.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 3, 2004

Levar Burton

The host of Reading Rainbow.

You don't have to take my word for it.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance November 15, 2003