basement dweller

A male over the age of eightteen, usually with no formal education, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) and has no ambition to move out or contribute to society. His will to live is sucked by his daily marijuana regiment. He can be found working second shift at your local gas station. Lives in a perpetual state of "Getting his shit together."

Jonas picked up some sluts from the amoco and brought them back to his dad's house. They thought he was such a bsement dweller.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

pad

a device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly.

ugh... go change your pad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

ronco

A company owned by Ron Popeil. Famous for his late night infomercial selling the Pocket Fisherman, Food Dehydrator, and the Showtime Rotisserie, among others.

Ron Popeil is my real dad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 01, 2003

Kris Kross

Two adolescent aged boys who were a rap duo in the early 90's. They were famous for wearing their clothes backwards and saying wiggety-wiggety-whack. Not to be confused with christopher cross, the guy who sang the theme to the movie arthur.

I missed the bus.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 02, 2003

cold-hearted snake

He's been telling lies, he's a loverboy at play, he don't play by rules. Girl, don't play the fool now.

co-co-co-cold hearted ooh aah aah co-co-co-cold hearted ssssssssssssssssnake

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 23, 2003

Detroit

Largest, dirtiest city in Michigan. Is an industrial wasteland.

The city that everyone from Michigan who gets famous says their from.

I always want to kill myself after a trip through Detroit.

I have a record deal, so I'm from Detroit.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 02, 2003

jibber jabber

What really irritates Mr. T.

Mr. T: Stop with all that jibber jabber and shine my gold chains.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 03, 2004