ihateemos's definitions

hooker

someone who wears hoochie skirts and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

tita marlou

hooker

by iHateEmos July 12, 2007

camera whore

Someone who takes thousands of pictures of themselves to put on myspace. Usually, the pictures are taken from weird angles or are pictures of a mirror which is completely pointless because the camera gets in the way of your face. They usually never even look at the camera and do that same blow-fish pose with a peace sign in every picture.

There are 100,384 pictures of that camera whore on her camera.

by iHateEmos July 8, 2007

ii

What myspacers used instead of just one i. When saying ii, caps lock is always on which makes it seem like they`re always screaming. Makes text harder to read.

&& ii KN0oW WHERE Y0oU AT! ii iiS S0o C0o0oL WHEN ii TYPE LiiKE THiiS, B`!

by iHateEmos July 9, 2007

hot cheetos

A food that makes your lips red, your fingers red, your tongue red and occasionally, your poop.

Person 1: "Hey those are my hot cheetos! I`ve caught you red-handed.. literally!"
Hahahahaha.. no.

by iHateEmos July 11, 2007