ieattheovaries's definitions

Bus driver bob

A certified Paedophile

You see that man, that’s A Bus driver Bob

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Quarthing

When your pregnant mum is pregnant and starts giving birth while driving. Sometimes the female may be cut the umbilical cord and lassoes the newborn child on to the front mirror and uses it as a windscreen wiper

OMG DAD MUMS QUARTHING

by ieattheovaries June 5, 2019

Rouge shit

The shit that gets stuck to your arse hairs and is always a pain to wipe because it stings so much

Ahh Fuck I think it’s a rouge shit!!

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Schmlif

Another way of saying virgin

Shut the fuck up you schmlif
Your such a schmlif

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Knob jockey

A first class cunt, top of the range insult.

Fuck off you knob jockey

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019