ian chode's definitions

jaxi

Arse. This is a less common spelling, jacksy is more common.

I kicked him up the jaxi.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

by Ian Chode December 16, 2003

hi are ye

A silly slang greeting that is supposed to sound like a Northern Ireland accent asking "How are you?"

Hi are ye?
Very well, tank-ye!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

popinjay

A vain and talkative person who chatters like a parrot.

"A drink-sodden ex-Trotskyist popinjay and a useful idiot!" - George Galloway, British MP.

by Ian Chode July 16, 2008

dick duvet

1. Foreskin.
2. Condom.

My wife stole the duvet, my rabbi stole my dick duvet!

by Ian Chode July 12, 2004

Bang

She bangs like a shithouse door when the plague's in town.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

twazzbag

An idiot, fool or buffoon.

He was a complete twazzbag!

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006