Definitions by ian chode

Jaxi Driver 

A botter, tosser of butt darts, or semen demen.

I think that bloke might be a jaxi driver.

Jaxi Driver by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

jaxi 

Arse. This is a less common spelling, jacksy is more common.

I kicked him up the jaxi.

jaxi by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

navo 

Spanish for turnip, which in Gibraltar at least can be used to mean dick. Correct spelling is nabo.

Comeme el navo! (Eat my dick!)

navo by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Raider of the lost arse 

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

Raider of the lost arse by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

crap canoodler 

A Jaxi driver; one who is Irish by birth but Greek by injection; a penis praiser and willy worshipper.

You're such a crap canoodler.

crap canoodler by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

jelly jewellery 

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

jelly jewellery by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

turnip 

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

turnip by Ian Chode April 2, 2003