ian chode's definitions

dime a dozen

Something that is very common, and can be found easily. This is a US phrase, in the UK it is usually stated as "ten a penny".

Oh, being gay is so fashionable these days, they're a dime a dozen!

by Ian Chode October 24, 2003

Butter my gutter

Phrase used by homosexuals who want a botty basting; this type of butter is an ingredient in a shithole shandy.

Well butter my gutter!

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003

Farmer Giles

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

tool kit

A super-idiot. Whereas a normal idiot is a tool, a complete idiot is the entire tool kit.

Remember that geek from university? He was a complete tool kit.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

george dubya

Hairy women's bits. As in bush.

She had a mean george dubya!

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

hershey

Chocolate which is not at all to the British taste, if the Hershey bar that I had today is anything to go by. Honestly, my US friends, forget that muck and try Cadbury's or Galaxy!

Now I know why they call it the Hershey Highway!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.

He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003