ian's definitions

what's up

An interrogative expression used to request a clarification or repetition of something previously said. Used in place of "what?"

Person 1: "You're not paying attention to me."

Person 2: "What's up?"

by Ian May 2, 2004

downtown

When you throw any object into the low slung ho's tank top

*after the throw* "Oh yeah! From downtown!"

by Ian January 20, 2004

white wee wee

Sticky man piss
jizm
cum
spunk

Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
John loves the cock.
wa w'wa wa White wee wee

by Ian September 7, 2003

Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.

Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!

by ian May 13, 2005

nigget

also written as "nighat", the original lady of class

"look at her, miss nighat

by ian January 9, 2005

billie joe

Green day front man. Hottest guy ever!!!!! Greatest man in the universe!!!!!!

Hi billie joe lets fuck then play guitar

by Ian March 15, 2003

schwing

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

by Ian March 2, 2004