Definitions by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing
sniper no sniping
What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to camping and sniping on call of duty mobile to the point that he/she has an unfair advantage over the enemy. The phrase is announced every time your friend uses the tactic, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and plays fairly.
Isabelle: Hey d’ya wanna hop on cod:m for a bit after class?
Anna: Yeah sure
Lizzie: I'm down
During the match:
Lizzie: how is Isabelle getting so many kills?
*no response*
Anna: *whispers* I think she's sniping again...
Everyone: Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! SNIPER NO SNIPING!
Isabelle: *switches to non-sniper loadout* Awww man!
Anna: Yeah sure
Lizzie: I'm down
During the match:
Lizzie: how is Isabelle getting so many kills?
*no response*
Anna: *whispers* I think she's sniping again...
Everyone: Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! SNIPER NO SNIPING!
Isabelle: *switches to non-sniper loadout* Awww man!
sniper no sniping by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 15, 2025
astrology
The one thing that atheists, Scientologists and Christians can all look at and just say to each other "Thats bullshit."
Christian: God is real!
Atheist: The bible is a book of fairytales!
Scientologist: Hello have you heard about the church of Scientology?
Astrologist: do u believe in astrology? gimme ur star sign.
Christian, Scientologist & Atheist: Thats a load of bullshit!
Atheist: The bible is a book of fairytales!
Scientologist: Hello have you heard about the church of Scientology?
Astrologist: do u believe in astrology? gimme ur star sign.
Christian, Scientologist & Atheist: Thats a load of bullshit!
astrology by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 14, 2025
yogurt
yogurt by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 14, 2025
wizard of oz
Fake snow made from asbestos, costumes that caused health problems in the actors who wore them, abuse of the actors and unsafe conditions on set, the wizard of oz has a much darker side. Don’t look it up if ur easily triggered or offended.
wizard of oz by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 14, 2025
Regina George
Some few years ago...
An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...
2 years ago....
The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........
Help us....she’s still alive
An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...
2 years ago....
The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........
Help us....she’s still alive
Guy 1:Holy Shit did you see that thing!
Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!
Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!
Regina George by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 12, 2025
flipper zero
A gadget used to “hack” things like Teslas, electronic locks, electric gate controls etc. I put hack in inverted commas as it’s not really hacking, just showing how poor the security in modern electronics is. It can also do weird things like remotely turn off a diabetic’s insulin pump (allegedly) (also obviously dont turn off a diabetics insulin pump)
The flipper zero should be renamed “a way to show just how bad security is in electronic locks and things”.
flipper zero by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 11, 2025
cod mobile ranked
A game mode in codm that’s sadly always crawling with sweats making it so difficult it feels illegal. Like instagram being full of ai shite. Or New York being a rat paradise.
cod mobile ranked by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing August 11, 2025