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Regina george

A few minutes before the Taylor Swift concert started, people were sitting in their seats and preparing for her to perform. Suddenly, Regina George appeared on the stage in a puff of dark smoke like some sort of black magic entity.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the venue except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his seat without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that the world’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Regina walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" she asked.
"Nope, sure ain't!” said the man.
"Don't you realise I can kill you with a word?" asked Regina.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Regina.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" she asked.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Regina asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your grandmother for over 48 years."

- Why does it cost so little to call Regina George on the phone in the US?
- Because it's just a local call.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 3, 2025

Touch Bar

bring it back Apple we would gladly pay extra

the Touch Bar needs to come back to the macbooks

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 21, 2025

dji mavic 4 pro

The big fancy flagship quadcopter from dji, expensive, powerful and definitely not for amateurs!

the dji mavic 4 pro is hella expensive. I certainly won’t be getting one anytime soon.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 18, 2025

transition year

A disgusting lump of garbage, sellout and waste of time that turned the Geneva convention into the Geneva suggestion with the amount of war crimes it committed.

Despite all the rules of the Geneva convention transition year broke, it was still somehow less of a war crime than bray school project which will forever be the ultimate war crime and Geneva convention rule-breaker. Maybe ty is better now. Wouldn’t bet on it though.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 20, 2025

labubu

A plushie doll that’s been taking the world by storm for some reason in the last few months. It’s like the fidget spinner craze all over again.

The labubu craze is like the fidget spinner craze all over again. Yet so far I have not seen a single labubu in the wild, only in shops.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing July 19, 2025

Trunchbull

She was the thanos of our childhood.

Trunchbull is as just as badass as thanos.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 18, 2025

arendelle air

A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 17, 2025