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dojecoin 

A cryptocurrency that should’ve remained a joke as it’s not worth anything. Who cares if the likes of Elon musk were involved with it.
Don’t invest in dojecoin unless u like throwing money away.

The life of a showgirl 

Taylor swifts latest album, released last Friday at the time of writing this
The life of a showgirl to swifties is the equivalent of a new iPhone or iPad to Apple lovers
The completely wrong way to spell wordIbiza/word
In the work group chat

Guy 1: Bro calvin harris is DJing in ibitha in 3 weeks and I still have my Ryanair voucher! Can’t wait!
Guy 2: it’s spelled Ibiza you dipshite

Dubai chocolate 

Another stupid trend just like labubus.
If y’all don’t know what Dubai chocolate is then lucky you.

iPhone air 

an iPhone so cooked it makes the iPhone 16e look good
the iPhone air is doomed to flop

SuperValu 

A chain of stores in Ireland like Tesco. Why it’s spelled SuperValu and not supervalue I’ll never know… liek how can u screw up the spelling of two simple words
SuperValu should’ve been SuperValue

iPhone 16e 

Still better than the iPhone air.
the fact that the iPhone 16e is a better buy than the iPhone air shows how much Tim overcooked the iPhone air