Definitions by i just pissed my apants

Boof Bandit

Someone who steals items from stores by shoving them up their anus.

"Well, we can be Boof Bandits too!" "Oh yeah? Well go boof infront of that cop in the gas station!"

Boof Bandit by i just pissed my apants December 18, 2025

Doo Doo Ass

my cousin.

"why did you throw a jar of pickles at someone's head?" "that wasn't me! that was my cousin doo doo ass!"

Doo Doo Ass by i just pissed my apants December 17, 2025

balloon tits

the sound drums make after a joke.

"Why did the ducky get arrested?" "He got caught selling quack!" balloon tits

balloon tits by i just pissed my apants December 4, 2025

Blow Poop

When you projectile shit into the toilet very hard.

"I gotta take a dump, man." "Okay, but you better not blow poop again, last time you broke my toilet for a week."

Blow Poop by i just pissed my apants December 3, 2025

bethany 

A sound effect for when you throw up all over the place.

(pukes on table) "BETHANY!" "AW, WHAT THE PHUCK!"

bethany by i just pissed my apants September 18, 2025