Definitions by i give up

shia surprise 

That feeling you get when you feel like you accomplished something important, but then soon realized you either didn't need to do it, or there was no result

You stab him in the kidney. You just killed the murderer Shia LaBeouf!
But wait he's not dead shia surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.

shia surprise by i give up March 2, 2015

screensnot 

When you're using your phone, and you sneeze, then you get snot all over your screen

1: Dude you you have any tissues?
2: Why?
3: I just screensnotted all over my phone

screensnot by i give up February 21, 2015