rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!
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Cockrobber

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.
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Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.
"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"
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