ROTFLMFAO

Rolling on the floor laughing my FAT ass off...(new one)...used by fat people when laughing
Father/Mother: Raising teens is like nailing jello to a tree
Fat Father/Mother (Response): ROTFLMFAO
by Hugh Jass June 11, 2004
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damb

for times when 'damn' just doesn't cut it. The expression just doesn't give off the appropriate feeling
He showed me how to kill a man with my bare hands and I was like damb bih'
by Hugh Jass July 29, 2003
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Ron Artest

A violent individual who partakes in attacking random fans in a basketball game.
I was at the pistons game and got my ass kicked by Ron Artest
by Hugh Jass December 05, 2004
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sell out

A sell out is some one who excepts a large amount of money, that they dont need because they are already rich.
by Hugh Jass July 13, 2003
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shoistic

To be obsessed with bell-bottom jeans.

(This word originates from Sho Yoshimura, graduate of 2005, who was madly obsessed with bell-bottom jeans, and considered them the highest, greatest form of fashion available at his time.)
You're such a shoistic guy!
by hugh jass September 29, 2004
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speeach

A combination of the words beeatch and speech, forming a term for a very bitchy speech team personage.

Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.

The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.
"Why did she get a 6 last round? Because she is a speeach, of course!"

"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."
by Hugh Jass June 03, 2003
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ass goblin

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass
1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.
by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003
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