hugh jafro's definitions

softies

noun- any item of comfortable clothing made from a fabric soft to the touch; flannel, fur, silk, chenille, et al; worn around the house or to bed.

What a day, I'm tired. I'm getting my softies on.

by hugh jafro February 17, 2010

necesscary

adj. combining necessary and scary

It is necesscary that you contact the IRS immediately regarding your reported income for tax years 2005, 2006 and 2007.

I had to figure out how to kill it before it killed me; it was necesscary.

That first jump from 10,000 feet was necesscary if I really wanted to skydive.

by hugh jafro February 17, 2010

shitorama

When all the public toilets at an event are too full.

The porta-potties at Burning Man were a total shitorama.

by hugh jafro February 16, 2010