Gothenburg/Göteborg

Gothenburg is Swedens inofficial capital and is home to some of the greatest perople in the world and a really great theme park called Liseberg.

Gothenburg is a port city or harbor city if im using that word correct.

Gothenburg is a great city but is also kinda shit atleast if youre driving there with a car. Its really hard to find a parking spot.
Ska vi ta käk i göteborg
Should we go to Gothenburg/Göteborg
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skånska

Skånska is a Danish dialect influenced by the Swedish language. Thst is mostly spoken in southern Sweden. Most Swedes see it as a form of Danish.
Nu talar dom där jäva Skåningarna igen.
Skånska vilket skit språk
Är det danskar som talar? Nej det är Skånska.
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Stockholm

Stockholm is the capital of Sweden.
In Stockholm you can find Gröna Lund a swedish theme park

The people in Stockholm have a terrible accent are terrible in general and are not worth befriending.
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