hrm smk's definitions

Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Dick for days

1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.

Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!

by HRM SMK April 24, 2008

jerk grunt

the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face.

Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night!
jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?

by Hrm Smk May 16, 2009

go hard or go home

To go all out at what ever your doing at that time and if you don't you might as well pack it up and head home.

jim:r u ready to startvthe 2nd half of this scrimmage?
Sam: yea man, you better go hard or go home

by HRM SMK April 5, 2008

Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

by HRM SMK April 3, 2008

swag deficent

lacking in style

joe: did you see that{bamma}joe?
moe: jeah, he swag deficent homie!

by hrm smk October 22, 2010

ruff em off

1. To physically take something from a person
2. To beat a person up

Scott: did u see that kidsbling?
James: yea let's ruff em off!

by HRM SMK April 5, 2008