hrm smk's definitions

Wet towel

A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated

well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Unck

short for uncle. Used primarily in thedirty south originated in hotlanta

hey unck I got this fly ride last week.

by HRM SMK April 2, 2008

North Side of the Dirty South

Generally the state that is just south of the Mason-Dixon line. Maryland and some will also consider Washington DC.

We about to take on a ride through the north side of the dirty south!

by HRM SMK April 2, 2008

bra strap

the female version of " get off my dick " . But since women don't have penis and guys don't have boobs.

demise: I met this guy last nite, girl he was fine!
guns: did u hook up?
demise: naw he was all over me I had to tell him to get off my bra strap, and stop riding

by HRM SMK April 2, 2008

chrismahannakwanzaka

Christmas Hannaka Kwanza all wrapped up together in order to bePC so one body is offended or feel left out.

hey Lewis, John, Rakim.. Merry Chrismahannakwanzaka ya'll!

by HRM SMK April 2, 2008

that's what's up

Originated in Philadelphia circa 1998. When discussing events that are of intrest to both parties. The person that didn't know what was going down would say that's what's up.
usally rhetorical.

Frank:Yo! There's a big concert at the spectrum tonite?
Jonny: that's what's up!

by HRM SMK April 2, 2008

Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

by HRM SMK April 3, 2008