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bra strap

the female version of " get off my dick " . But since women don't have penis and guys don't have boobs.
demise: I met this guy last nite, girl he was fine!
guns: did u hook up?
demise: naw he was all over me I had to tell him to get off my bra strap, and stop riding
by HRM SMK April 2, 2008
mugGet the bra strapmug.

Body bombing

to write on a person when they pass out a party. ( usally happens when said person has had way too much to drink )
yo! That kid was assed out at the party last night. So we went body bombing!
by HRM SMK April 1, 2008
mugGet the Body bombingmug.

holdoorphobia

pronounced: hold_door_foe_bee_yaa.
this is when you automatically extend your arm to stop the door from shutting in your face. Knowing darn well that the person already holding the door opening isn't going to let it shut in your face. But due to untrusting nature of mankind, you have to do it.
" I got holdoorphobia last week going into 7-eleven!"
by HRM SMK April 5, 2008
mugGet the holdoorphobiamug.

jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!
I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.
by HRM SMK April 1, 2008
mugGet the jerk gruntmug.

chrismahannakwanzaka

Christmas Hannaka Kwanza all wrapped up together in order to bePC so one body is offended or feel left out.
hey Lewis, John, Rakim.. Merry Chrismahannakwanzaka ya'll!
by HRM SMK April 2, 2008
mugGet the chrismahannakwanzakamug.

Hoes for days

a pimp will have such a massive stable that a trick will never do the nasty with the same hoe twice.
yo! I got hoes for days, what flava you want?
by hrm smk April 7, 2008
mugGet the Hoes for daysmug.

Roachin'

a person who at work intentually slacks because they know they can get away with it.
That Bamma always be roachin' me
by HRM SMK April 1, 2008
mugGet the Roachin'mug.

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