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Dori-TOES

It's basically Doritos but fucked up and made with actual toes. Do not eat unless you are a fucking cannibal. Also *very different to Dory's Toes* because Dory is a fucking fish, and has no toes.

person 1: Hey I'm eating Doritos
person 2: you mean Dori-TOES?
person 1: wha- oh. I hate you so much-

by how did you find this October 3, 2021

Grahahahaham Crakcer

Woah, how did you know how many 'ham's were there? And how did you know how to spell the misspelled cracker aka Crakcer? Grahahahaham Crakcer is a graham cracker. It's the definition of "Graham" but the Graham cracks, like when cups crack, other Grahams. This is shown as a Grahahahaham Crakcer being a Graham person but they crack people with hammers. The Grahahahaham Crakcer is not Graham, in fact it is generally green. Grahahahaham Crakcers just crack Graham people who are generally white. Don't be a Grahahahaham Crakcer. And no, Grahahahaham Crakcers are not Graham Crackers, the food.

Who are you? A Grahahahaham Crakcer. C and G have to be uppercase.

by how did you find this October 31, 2021

.lp,komjinhubgyvftcdrxsezawq

Get back to your schoolwork because wow you are REALLY bored. Just remember, eventually get back to your assignment. That’s good advice from me, cause seriously, your good at these pattern thingies

John: .lp,komjinhubgyvftcdrxsezawq
Mary: what is that?
John: look it up on the urban dictionary ;)

by how did you find this September 30, 2021

cppkie

You might wanna check your spelling again

Hey let’s look up cppkie out of boredom!

Ok but I think you meant cookie-

by how did you find this September 29, 2021

prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.

dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.

by how did you find this November 22, 2021

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why is this not taken yet... and why are you still not doing your HW...

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by how did you find this October 5, 2021

smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021