Definitions by hotrod
Team Chardonnay
The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.
I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.
Team Chardonnay by HotROD July 24, 2025
AWS
~often used in a guy code context in order to ascertain just how mad the other dudes girlfriend/wife has become. Angry Woman Situation. It can be simply answered with a single number in a pinch.
Rod- "AWS?"
Dave- "8, stay away for a month."
Rod- "Roger that"
Rod- "AWS?"
Dave- "8, stay away for a month."
Rod- "Roger that"