Hairway to Hell

The light trail of hair leading from the navel to the nether regions. Often a sign of a furry bush.
When she appeared in her new bikini her hairway to hell was way to obvious.
by hot papa 1960 October 20, 2009
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Brotex

A napkin or wad of tissue wedged into a guys crack to prevent swamp ass or monkey butt. Also know as a manpon.
I knew I would be sweating my balls off on the disc golf course so I inserted a brotex manpon.
by hot papa 1960 June 23, 2016
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