Hortence's definitions

weanus

outer elbow pit. Everyone has 2.

Would you like to see my weanus?

by hortence May 13, 2005

juwee

Verb: The act of writing off one's cute supervisors after popping a spaz.

She pulled a juwee over an avocado, bacon, cheddar cheese omlette at the Broom Bush.

by Hortence January 29, 2004

juwee

Noun - The intentional alienation of those one holds most dear.

She regretted her recent juwee and wished it away like globnik.

by Hortence January 30, 2004

esmith

Unwanted sexual attention of a French Canadian to a debutante

At the wedding, he pulled an esmith on her in the middle of the dance floor.

by Hortence January 29, 2004

esmith

The act of asking for inappropriate sexual attention from a woman of high ideals - usually associated with French Canadian behavior

He got totally drunk at the coronation and pulled an esmith on Lady Diana.

by Hortence January 29, 2004