teeswiss

someone who is fucking addicted to the video game valorant. they tend to rage after one loss and talk shit to teammates. they tend to have a pretty big ego for their skill level too.

why did you throw the competitive game??

because we had a fucking teeswiss on our team...

by hollsbooti May 24, 2022

VerltAss

VerltAss is a young fellow who lives in the suburbs of England whos real life name is Noah. He at this moment in time is single and ready to mingle, looking for his dream girlfriend in the depths of Valorant swiftplay. He is particularly picky when it comes to ladies, as he recently peaked immortal in the major hit FPS gaming VALORANT, he won't just date any old 'hoe' (as he refers to them).

We don't know what he looks like, however we do know he is a Capricorn, so he can't be THAT amazing.

I wish I was VerltAss then I could grab me a really hot e-girl.
Gosh, did you hear that GIRL in game? she's treating me like i'm VerltAss xD!!!!!!!

by hollsbooti May 29, 2023

lostov95

lostov95 is our king and saviour (or so people think). once you REALLY know lostov, you know how he really desires the worlds destruction. he plays valorant almost RELIGIOUSLY everyday, and refuses to play any other game. It is a MIRACLE if you ever see him play any other game. Make sure if you do, to enter the lottery that day because it's likely that good things will come your way.

He is also remarkable at uwuing and ara-araing his teammates in valorant, to make them all fall in love with him. he is epic troller and has 10000 girlfriends, but acts like he is single.

thats so silly and lostov95 of you.

me when i just lostov95 in game HAHAHHA

omg we need to make friends by showing them our lostov95

by hollsbooti May 29, 2023