candy bars

Sugar filled snacks that taste sooo good. Open the wrapper, take a bite, you're in heaven.

Ohh some snickers candy bars. (eats) YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by hoagly January 16, 2011

fairfax

Best county in the USA! Located in northern VA, pretty much next to DC, the second best place! Fairfax is home to over 1,000,000 people, and is considered as one of the wealthiest counties in the entire USA! There are about 500 different malls, each one larger than the next, so basically the county is a shopping mall where teens hang out. Lots of traffic here too, since we got such a high population. In Fairfax, "rush hour" is from 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM, with a slight break at 10:02 PM. Fairfax is also home to one of the country's largest school systems, with so many people from different races and places that if you walked down a hallway in any school, you instantly learn a new language. Yep, this is pretty much the best place to live in anywhere!

Person 1: Man i wished i lived in fairfax. Instead, i gotta live in Fauquier.
Person 2: HAHA

by hoagly December 26, 2010

single rainbow

Just like a double rainbow, only with half the rainbow, half the tears, and half the intense orgasm. Also known as a "rainbow". When people see a single rainbow, they don't start crying or singing, but instead go "hey look a rainbow" and then continue on with their lives.

Person 1: single rainbow all the way, across the sky... YEAAH-
Person 2: It doesn't work like that...

by hoagly January 16, 2011

pokemon addict

One who is a complete addict to the childish TV show and card game Pokemon. This certain person is so addicted that they will steal money from their parents to get the latest cards/games from Pokemon. They will have downloaded all existing mp3 Pokemon songs into their iPods and rock out to them.

Brother: Shhh don't tell mom i'm taking her money. I need to get the new booster packs!
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.

by hoagly December 25, 2010

fried turkeys

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

bubble tea

Heaven in a cup. It's an asian drink consisting of tea and tapioca pearls or the likes. Extremely delicious, everyone will love them.

Person 1: What are the tapioca pearls for?
Person 2: Making bubble tea tonight. Get out a teabag, please.

by hoagly January 17, 2011