571

Other area code for northern VA that is much less popular than the GODLY 703 area code. 703 is prefered over 571 because a 571 looks like an outcast in a region full of 703s. 571s are usually only found in cell phone numbers, but even people with cell phones attempt to not get a 571 to look different and instead get the normal looking 703.
Person 1: Here's my number 571 XXX-XXXX

Person 2: eww... 571............
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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starly

Extremely annoying pokemon that shows up every 2 seconds when you have just began playing pokemon diamond/pearl. Teamed up with bidoof one day in the tall grass and now both are working together to annoy beginners so much that they quit pokemon forever and the world will be a happier place. They can also fly, i think.
AUUGHHH STUPID STARLY KEEPS ON ATTACKING ME EVERY 2 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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roflplane

Like a roflcopter, except with a plane instead of a helicopter
Person 1: that noob killed me...
Person 2: ROFLPLANE!!!!!!!
Person 1: what?
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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fairfax high school

An extremely awesome school in Fairfax VA. We got the best music program in the state, no one can beat us!

Also, our school is full of asians! :D! i mean really full of asians. In fact, if you ever think about learning korean, all you gotta do is stroll down a hallway and you know it!

Main rival school is Woodson high.
Person 1: i go to woodson. it's no fun, and there aren't many asians :(

person 2: well then come on down to fairfax high school!

person 1: ok! yay!
by hoagly December 25, 2010
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stupid asian

Clearly an oxymoron, as no such thing may exist. The day one exists is the day the universe will explode from sheer confusion.
Person 1: LOL this asian guy in my math class couldn't answer this easy calculus problem! Stupid asian!

The world explodes.
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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fairfax

Best county in the USA! Located in northern VA, pretty much next to DC, the second best place! Fairfax is home to over 1,000,000 people, and is considered as one of the wealthiest counties in the entire USA! There are about 500 different malls, each one larger than the next, so basically the county is a shopping mall where teens hang out. Lots of traffic here too, since we got such a high population. In Fairfax, "rush hour" is from 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM, with a slight break at 10:02 PM. Fairfax is also home to one of the country's largest school systems, with so many people from different races and places that if you walked down a hallway in any school, you instantly learn a new language. Yep, this is pretty much the best place to live in anywhere!
Person 1: Man i wished i lived in fairfax. Instead, i gotta live in Fauquier.
Person 2: HAHA
by hoagly December 26, 2010
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candy bars

Sugar filled snacks that taste sooo good. Open the wrapper, take a bite, you're in heaven.
Ohh some snickers candy bars. (eats) YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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