Sexpatriation

the expulsion, by a roommate's (or in some cases underinhibited friends') sexual activity, of one from one's bedroom, apartment, and country for the purposes of uninterrupted coitus and, in the case of the sexpatriate, the pre-emptive avoidance of awkward encounters arising as a result of accidental exposure to the genitals of said roommate or friend.

"I can't walk in on Mitch pounding his fat girlfriend again, my heart won't take it, what should I do?"

"Have you considered sexpatriation?"

by Hnzosan030 April 19, 2009

Sexparations

Reparations for slavery... paid in the form of sexual acts.

Amber offered Phil Sexparations after Rachael called him a racial slur.

by BeckySnow March 17, 2019