2 definitions by hispanic panic

A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY
Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!
by hispanic panic January 23, 2009
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when you are taking a shit and it is one long continuous piece that is still attached to your asshole.
I was on the toilet the other day and I had to squeese my butt cheeks together to stop the shit train from coming out my ass.
by hispanic panic January 15, 2009
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