Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.
Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.
by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019
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rectum ranger

The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.
jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger
by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019
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whale hunting

The act of hunting the largest specimen you can find, nailing it and being the proudest man on earth.
Kyle went for a night out in Runcorn whale hunting, he found big kate who was the largest lady in the group. He spent £50 in the takeaway, then took her home. He was ever so proud and got to show off his new iphones panoramic display.
by hes a right uphill gardener February 27, 2019
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