hes a right uphill gardener 's definitions

Marmite Miner

Slang for a gay male who engages in anal intercourse with another male.

Jonathan seems to be walking funny, he must have been ploughed by kyle, hes a known marmite miner in Runcorn.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 14, 2019

rectum ranger

The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.

jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger

by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019

whale hunting

The act of hunting the largest specimen you can find, nailing it and being the proudest man on earth.

Kyle went for a night out in Runcorn whale hunting, he found big kate who was the largest lady in the group. He spent £50 in the takeaway, then took her home. He was ever so proud and got to show off his new iphones panoramic display.

by hes a right uphill gardener February 27, 2019