herndonium's definitions

Kinston

Eastern North Carolina white person for, place with black people that makes me uncomfortable.

I'm scared of Kinston, because I'm a white person from southeastern north carolina.

by herndonium May 17, 2022

Croatan High School

A collection of the most obnoxious white kids (aged 14-18) in any specific area.

Person 1: Hey you wanna head out tonight?
Person 2: Nah, all the Croatan High School kids are out.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Cape Carteret

Formally a quaint coastal community 2.5 hours outside of Raleigh, now a highly developed suburb of nothing that you move too because Raleigh isn't white enough.

Hey did you hear about the Pakistani family that moved in next door? I think it's time we move to Cape Carteret.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Suburban Nutshack

That one house on your street that has at least ten Filipinos living in a three bedroom house that is maybe 1800 square feet at best.

Person 1: Did you hear about that Filipino family that bought the house at the end of the cul de sac?
Person 2: Oh god get ready for the suburban nutshack...

by herndonium September 15, 2020