Craig

May or not be a pedophile. Craig’s are rare and interesting, but don’t be lured in by his man bling

Oh hey Craig, did you shave your chest hair yet?
N E V E R

by hergis bergis April 22, 2020

Alvin

Kinda funny guy until you get crushed by his massive ego. Thinks he has to be the best at everything, then fails to live up to his own standards.

Jesus Alvin we get that you’re good at volleyball

by hergis bergis April 22, 2020