The most po-dunk boring little town on Earth. Located in Allen County, Indiana, it boasts one elementary/middle/high school combination in one building. Also, the town is infamous in the Northwest region of Indiana as "Turtle Town, USA" because of past superstitions of town residents. Legend has it, a giant turtle named Oscar was found in a nearby farmer's pond in 1949 and then marched down Main Street. In celebration of this myth, each year a really lame week-long festival is held, called "Turtle Days."
You going to that party this weekend?" "Nahh, I have to visit my great-grandma in Churubusco." "Dude that sucks. Have fun in Turtle Town. HAHA!
by helenfersure July 14, 2010