ladge

an expression used once a person's attention has been gained, to tell them that their time has been wasted. generally used to annoy (me) grrrrrr
ladge, ladging, ladged, ladger

rob: oi
me: wot
rob: LADGE!
me: piss off

by hehegotya January 04, 2007

jizchiz

whe a girl's giving u a blowjob and u don't (jiz) everywhere :(
(chiz) = swiz

1: hey how did it go with that lass last night
2: ok, but it was a bit of a jizchiz

by hehegotya January 11, 2007