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Subversion of Subverted Expectations 

A double whammy subversion of expectations, in particular in regard to film and television, where the audience is led to believe that a scene will follow through with a subversion of expectations regarding theme or humor before the opposite happens. May not always work- relies on the assumption that the audience is expecting the unexpected, but not expecting the expected.
As an example, we can take the Wheel of Fortune scene with Randy Marsh in South Park. In it, he must spell out the word which means "people who annoy me". He manages to by dumb luck fill out every single other letter in the answer leaving him with N_GGERS. The expectation by the audience is that at the last second he will answer with the word "Nagger" rather than "nigger", however at the last second the build-up to the joke concludes with a subversion of the audience's subverted expectations and the joke plays out as it would normally: with Randy answering "NIGGERS!".
We were led to believe that the punchline would be changed at the last minute, but the movie did a Subversion of Subverted Expectations by continuing the joke on as normal.
A term used to describe a vagina/pussy, almost always of a loli/underage character. Chances are if you hear or see somebody use this word they are in one shape or form a pedophile.
"I'd love to fuck that cunny."
"What the fuck? She's not even legal in any country."
Cunny by hawn hawn baguette January 8, 2023

Prussian-German ethnicity 

People who are of Prussian-German ethnicity are generally regarded as on the top of the Germanic racial hierarchy. Most Prussian-Germans are also generally regarded to be Nordic, though most Prussian-Germans are not regarded to be Hyperboreans. Sigismund Steinhauser is a notable example of someone who is both nordic and Prussian-German
"I look nordic as fuck. Prussian-German ethnicity." - Sigismund Steinhäuser NSDAP
Derived from Anarcho-Communist and Commie.

A derogatory term for Anarcho-Communists, more commonly used by its opponents on both the left and the right.

Anarcho-Communism is an ideology which seeks to establish a stateless, classless, and authorityless society immediately without the necessary transitionary period of the dictatorship of the proletariat. Will also justify working together with capitalists and allowing capitalists ways to get into power in their society if it means they aren't even slightly authoritarian.
That guy is such a fucking Ancommie. Let's go laugh at him.
Ancommie by hawn hawn baguette September 16, 2022

Caliphaboo 

May also be spelt "Kaliphaboo", "Kalifaboo", or "Khalifaboo", but never Califaboo.

A rather rare type of "-boo" though it still exists online.

Caliphaboos, as their name implies, are people obsessed with caliphates and Islam despite not being Muslim in the first place. Likely lives in a first world country as well. Read a single wikipedia article on the Umayyad caliphate and now obsesses over restoring Islam to it's "former glory". Also attempts to speak Arabic but sounds like a fucking loser.
P1: "What the fuck is that guy doing? His Arabic sounds horrible."
P2: "I dunno, he must be a Caliphaboo."
P1: "What the fuck is a Caliphaboo? Where are you getting these f
Caliphaboo by hawn hawn baguette August 21, 2022

Motherless 

A website which should never be mentioned. Contains all sorts of weird shit ranging from actual incestuous porn to gore and scat. Most of the weird shit is recorded at very low quality, though.
This guy didn't know what 'motherless' meant, so I told him to look it up. He stopped using the computer for a few days after that.

Imperialist Propaganda 

Can also be rendered as "Western Propaganda".

A scapegoat used by socialists, communists, and other Marxists to justify the failing regimes of Marxist-Leninist parties. (see Cuba, China, the Soviet Union, etc.)
Rather than addressing the reasons for why the regime failed, or why their policies fail- they instead choose to blame the failures on the west, and that their failures were exaggerated by "western propaganda".

This may also alternatively be used (quite rarely) by right-wingers, however it is much rarer and often tied back to Russia and its war with Ukraine.
P1: "Bah! Are you kidding me? Cuba *has* democracy, that's just imperialist propaganda!"
P2: "Dude, you live in New York City. You haven't even stepped foot outside the USA."