harrison maddox's definitions

japanese redlight

the act of getting out of your car at a red light at busy intersection and running clockwise around your car and when the light turns green stab your self with a samurai sword

yesterday jim pulled a japanese redlight and commited suiside

by harrison maddox September 9, 2006

chinese redlight

the act of getting out of your car at a redlight and running counter-clockwise around your car as many times as you can before the redlight turns green.

today me and joe did a chinese redlight in town.

by harrison maddox September 9, 2006

jewish redlight

act of you and a german friend get out of your car at a redlight and you kneel as your friend shoots you in the head

jim got arrested for jewish redlighting bob

by harrison maddox September 9, 2006

german redlight

the act of getting out of your car at a redlight and running around it dancing like Adolf Hitler

Himmler pulled a german redlight in town and was beat to death by angry anti-nazis

by harrison maddox September 9, 2006