tescum

a.k.a supermarket chain TESCO

tescum,every little helps!

by harray shipmonay March 18, 2008

bmw

not a car. it's a black mans willy!

you can't drive this bmw but you can ride it.

by harray shipmonay March 21, 2008

ishki bishki boshki

this is what we call all those bloody eastern european imigrants that have recently swarmed the uk to take skilled jobs that our own long term unemployed should have been trained to do.perhaps using lottery funding to help these people rather than spending that cash on stupid sculptures and those damn olympics!

you "scuse me mate,got the time?" him "soddy no speak englishski" you "bloodly ishki bishki boshki"

by harray shipmonay March 08, 2008

white dog shit

a product of the 1970's,white dog shit was everywhere! it was all over the place because once upon a time high quantities of chalk were addded to tins of dog food therefore when a dog would take a shit after a few days in the sunshine the poo would dry out and eventually turn white. nowadays pet food manufacturers don't use chalk in their food and this is why we don't see any more white dog shit lying around.

bring back white dog shit it's so nostalgic.

by harray shipmonay March 17, 2008