tescum

a.k.a supermarket chain TESCO

tescum,every little helps!

by harray shipmonay March 18, 2008

vauxhall ashtray

a.k.a the vauxhall astra motot car. called the ashtray because it WILL get stolen and set on fire by asbo loving scum.

insurance company:"would you like comprehensive cover for your vauxhall ashtray sir?" you:"just fire and theft please" insurance company :"are you sure sir?" you:"i'm sure. its on fire now!"

by harray shipmonay March 13, 2008

white dog shit

a product of the 1970's,white dog shit was everywhere! it was all over the place because once upon a time high quantities of chalk were addded to tins of dog food therefore when a dog would take a shit after a few days in the sunshine the poo would dry out and eventually turn white. nowadays pet food manufacturers don't use chalk in their food and this is why we don't see any more white dog shit lying around.

bring back white dog shit it's so nostalgic.

by harray shipmonay March 17, 2008

pepsick

this is what happens when you drink too much pepsi. overdo it and you are probably will be sick.

i'm addicted to cola,it's making me pepsick!

by harray shipmonay March 22, 2008