Definitions by handle this

WIBM 

Work Induced Bowel Movement: A sudden, lengthy bowel movement brought on (to avoid) work, chores, or other responsibilities.

Steve hasn't finished the job because he's been in the bathroom for the last hour with a nasty case of WIBM.

WIBM by Handle This July 13, 2014

goose excuse 

A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.

"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.

He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.

goose excuse by Handle This July 13, 2014

highyaked 

When you're kayak is being high jacked.

Hey you're kayak is being highyaked.

highyaked by Handle This July 13, 2014

batters on deck 

A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."

Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."

batters on deck by handle this February 20, 2010