Definitions by hamster face

salty sea lion

Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.

"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"

salty sea lion by hamster face April 21, 2009

Wet Steve 

A wet steve is when someone sticks they're finger in there mouth then jams it down someones buttcrack. similar to a wet willy.

When Rich saw Anna's buttcrack at the bar he licked his finger and gave her a wet steve.

Wet Steve by hamster face April 7, 2009