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unconfetti

Confetti that's thrown at 'divorce parties'!
That's brain-damaging, but I can't understand why some should have a 'divorcemoon' when all they can do in it is throw some fucking 'unconfetti' and 'kiss off'?!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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funderwear

'Funny underwear'! The ones with a yellow smiley face on the front (and the back...), underwear that bears funny messages, ...
Funderwear is a complete no-no for real men!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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Frankenpets

Name given to a new breed of home pets: these are GM animals (e.g. glow-in-the-dark fish!), made for the pleasure of man!
Frankenpets was coined in the NewScientist magazine.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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brutarian

Brute vegetarian: one who includes rough, uncooked or raw food in their diets (e.g. raw fish).

Also called rawtarian, rawist, raw foodist.
Vegequarians (a.k.a. vegaquarians/ vegemarians/ pescovegetarians/ pescotarians/ fishitarians), are vegetarians who eat fish and seafood and are sometimes referred to as being brutarian, too: they grab a live fish and eat it in wholesome bites!
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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Dumb-Mom Syndrome

A psycho-physiological condition in pregnant women who are pregnant with female fetuses!

An 18-months' study carried out by Simon Fraser University show that women with girls 'inside' them, tend to be more forgetful with frequent memory-lapses than those carrying boys.

Might be the T (testosterone) secretion surge in the sex-determenant early stages of fetal development within 1 week of implantaion?
Dumb-Mom Syndrome, or 'dumb mom' for short.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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virgin beers

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.
Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
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Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome

Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.
-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.

Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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