hammer---;, hytham's definitions
Turkey's philosophy of open-mindedness and secularism.
Turkish people are one of the happiest people living today, because they left behind them a heritage of hate and bigotry of Islam, supplanted by freedom and music, art and modern life in all its manifestations.
Turkish people are one of the happiest people living today, because they left behind them a heritage of hate and bigotry of Islam, supplanted by freedom and music, art and modern life in all its manifestations.
The growing, shade-of-camel Muslim protohumanist JoeJihadi mind-'closet' is putting layák on the backfoot. Terrorist bombings like those happened at the Turkish resort town of Antalya in 2006 (and who knows what's coming next?), represent the camel's nose of the quest for freedom!
by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007

Also diabecity: diabetes-related obesity.
A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to start building around the midriff area, that ultimately expands from too much fat stored in that region (known to all men as beer belly, beer gut, beer belt, spare tire, ...) which is by the way, very hard to get rid of as this is the body's own 'fugitive fat' that signals the onset of insulin-resistant diabetes-II. Toxic sugar can thicken the walls of heart and kidney artery structure, causing HD and retinopathy.
A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to start building around the midriff area, that ultimately expands from too much fat stored in that region (known to all men as beer belly, beer gut, beer belt, spare tire, ...) which is by the way, very hard to get rid of as this is the body's own 'fugitive fat' that signals the onset of insulin-resistant diabetes-II. Toxic sugar can thicken the walls of heart and kidney artery structure, causing HD and retinopathy.
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

A new job nomination for one who gets hired by 'megalibrities', stars, actors or filthy-and-dirty rich fucks to teach them how to eat, talk, walk, wear clothes and act 'social'! In general: couthiness & etiquette.
A couthier and some grips are a star's best friends!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

PhotoShop Botox, or 'digital dieting':
cameraholics, phonewhores and photo-phobes who resort to the use of any pixel-altering digital program ardently removing the extra 'relaxed muscle' they have, in order to come out thinner!
cameraholics, phonewhores and photo-phobes who resort to the use of any pixel-altering digital program ardently removing the extra 'relaxed muscle' they have, in order to come out thinner!
Photox is the art of digitized pix ('lightmares', 'phobographs'), of the ugly, the fat and the phobic ('pixel surgeons'/ 'fauxtographers').
Learn: you are not as fat as you think you are or will be. You are only what you are.
Learn: you are not as fat as you think you are or will be. You are only what you are.
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Conlang (constructed language) of old dead languages that get revived again by enthusiast 'conlangers', who 'feed' it on other 'living' languages!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Also called 'culinarians', food activists, ecogastronomists... and refers to culinazis who advocate traditional local food-harvesting/-making methods (ecogastronomy/ Slow Food/ cuisine de terroir...), in third world countries and other authentic 'food cultures'.
In a return to the early agricultural societies, these localvores offer to buy ethinc people's food stock and interfer with their simple agrarian lives, in what has been adeptly called culinary colonialism!
In a return to the early agricultural societies, these localvores offer to buy ethinc people's food stock and interfer with their simple agrarian lives, in what has been adeptly called culinary colonialism!
Localvores are a bunch of quacks: they turn a blind eye to the battle against the 'termination technology' of LMOs (living-modified organisms), GM food and the necrosceince of 'nutrigenomics' that the true activist fooderati warn one day might lead the Earth to 'mutation meltdown' from the ubiquitous 'gene smog' that's already choking our delicate, pristine environment.
by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007

Foreign aid-workers in Africa!
Like in many other developing parts of the world, African people are xenophobic at best and are biased against the white aid-workers who risk their lives in order to give help and much-needed aid to those revolving bastards!
Like in many other developing parts of the world, African people are xenophobic at best and are biased against the white aid-workers who risk their lives in order to give help and much-needed aid to those revolving bastards!
by hammer---;, hytham April 18, 2007
