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The Down and Dirty.
Also known as 'smart casual', 'New Casual' (tend to wear the slimiest of store reissues, retro and other 'deadstock' that suddenly became fashionable in what is called newtro), 'Rebelion Lite', or 'mod nouveau' in the United Kingdom.

It's the very much the same generation that gave birth to the retrosexual, messosexual (also written 'messrosexual'), 'dirty boy', the neo-mullet, trash-stash and flubble* (fluff stubble).
The glamoratti (now better known as the 'glam-trash'), has their perhaps...own weird take on Trash Generation: they go 'glamping' (glamour camping) in Glastonbury, mud-happiest in their glunge-y (glamorous + grungy) nowtro looks!

*This awesome word was taken out of UD by someone who didn't like me, but not my definitions.
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by hammer---;, hytham April 14, 2007
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Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.
-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.

Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
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Very 'distressed', 'destruct' and 'destroyed' jeans as seen worn by cowboys!
Tsunami denim (named after that killer-wave in Asia), is just a small part in a whole family of wornout-look urbanwear that sprouted out of the Trash Generation culture of the 90s, where you get hand-battered, ultra clear-washed, stone-washed, super-stone, painted, devore (spotted), sand-blasted, acid-/enzyme-washed, streaky, dirty, crushed jeans up the bazoo!
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
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Underage teens on a drinking binge before football games!
Pre-gaming makes all the fun in the stadium: you can get free entertainment hearing the crappy, drunkinese jokes during extended halftime break between quarters!
by hammer---;, hytham May 19, 2007
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weird syndrome of having three nipples, one in the middle!
Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
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irritable male syndrome:
Depression/ anger/ fatigue/ moodiness/ anxiety/ lethargy/ low libido/ confusion/ increased use of sarcasm. The feeling of being overworked at 40 and 55 years.
IMS is fueled by gulping large amounts of Vitamin C!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
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Foreign aid-workers in Africa!
Like in many other developing parts of the world, African people are xenophobic at best and are biased against the white aid-workers who risk their lives in order to give help and much-needed aid to those revolving bastards!
Aid workers aren't even saved by irony: they are known as mere pinkies to Africans!
by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007
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