When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.
So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.
But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
by halpwr July 23, 2012
Any regular person, who usually only smoked weed a couple of times in his life, but once going on vacation, will think of nothing else but weed, and will smoke any chance he can.
Eric: I've never smoked before, but man, this is Ibiza! We gotta get high!
Jake: Man, you're a real vacation pothead
(two hours later)
Eric: Let's smoke again!
Jake: Man, you're a real vacation pothead
(two hours later)
Eric: Let's smoke again!
by halpwr July 06, 2010
To use another person as a ramp.
One may hypotenate by walking, biking or skiing down another person.
One may also hypotenate UP a person, depending on the situation.
One may hypotenate by walking, biking or skiing down another person.
One may also hypotenate UP a person, depending on the situation.
“Man, I was boarding on a trick path, and right as I got to the end of the rail, hypotenated right over Peter. It was awesome. I think he was unconscious, though.”
“Mommy! This morning that kid in the wheelchair just pushed this tall kid down the steps and hypotenated right over him. Can I get a wheelchair for my birthday?”
Announcer: “FOR THIS DIRT BIKE SHOW, BIKER BOB WILL NOT JUMP OVER 100 PEOPLE, HE WILL HYPOTENATE OVER A STRING OF THEM!”
“Mommy! This morning that kid in the wheelchair just pushed this tall kid down the steps and hypotenated right over him. Can I get a wheelchair for my birthday?”
Announcer: “FOR THIS DIRT BIKE SHOW, BIKER BOB WILL NOT JUMP OVER 100 PEOPLE, HE WILL HYPOTENATE OVER A STRING OF THEM!”
by halpwr August 24, 2011
Sometimes it's just too difficult to devote all of one's attention to Chatroulette.
Therefore, a friend or other lame individual will launch Chatroulette, focus the webcam on his group of bros, and keep pressing "Next" through the amalgam of dicks, until he finally comes across a female. This "Manager" will then alert his bros immediately.
Therefore, a friend or other lame individual will launch Chatroulette, focus the webcam on his group of bros, and keep pressing "Next" through the amalgam of dicks, until he finally comes across a female. This "Manager" will then alert his bros immediately.
Chatroulette Manager: "Guys I got one! Oh shit, it just turned into a little fat kid."
Avi: "Any luck, Chatroulette Manager?"
Manager: "Nope, we're at 50:1 Man to Woman ratios."
Avi: "Any luck, Chatroulette Manager?"
Manager: "Nope, we're at 50:1 Man to Woman ratios."
by halpwr March 23, 2010
The Roomate Revenge is a popular sex position done as retribution to a roomate who has been a dick.
One will:
(a) time his or her significant other(s) to come over when the other roomate is not there
(b) remove all clothing
(c) proceed to have hot and sweaty sex all over the victim's bed
One will:
(a) time his or her significant other(s) to come over when the other roomate is not there
(b) remove all clothing
(c) proceed to have hot and sweaty sex all over the victim's bed
Jenny: Hey, why is my bed covered in splooge?
Kate: No idea, maybe you had a wet dream!
(Jenny was a victim of Roomate Revenge)
Kate: No idea, maybe you had a wet dream!
(Jenny was a victim of Roomate Revenge)
by halpwr May 24, 2012
A girl who is so terribly afraid that people will label her a "whore" that she leads an incredibly boring life.
A Whore-anoid will be careful not to get too drunk, and will refuse to kiss a man that isn't her official boyfriend.
A Whore-anoid will be careful not to get too drunk, and will refuse to kiss a man that isn't her official boyfriend.
Mollie: I'm so boredddddd.
Guy: So why don't you go kiss Stevie? I'll give you $25 for five seconds
Mollie: Ew, I am not a prostitute!
Guy: Man, you're such a whore-anoid
Stevie: Hey Mollie, wanna be my girlfriend?
Mollie: YES! Let's go to my place.
Guy: So why don't you go kiss Stevie? I'll give you $25 for five seconds
Mollie: Ew, I am not a prostitute!
Guy: Man, you're such a whore-anoid
Stevie: Hey Mollie, wanna be my girlfriend?
Mollie: YES! Let's go to my place.
by halpwr August 17, 2010