Definitions by halpwr
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Vacation Pothead
Any regular person, who usually only smoked weed a couple of times in his life, but once going on vacation, will think of nothing else but weed, and will smoke any chance he can.
Eric: I've never smoked before, but man, this is Ibiza! We gotta get high!
Jake: Man, you're a real vacation pothead
(two hours later)
Eric: Let's smoke again!
Jake: Man, you're a real vacation pothead
(two hours later)
Eric: Let's smoke again!
Vacation Pothead by halpwr July 8, 2010
Parachute
The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.
The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.
This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.
This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.
Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!
Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!
Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
YMCA
Yogis, gymnasts, or those looking for a rush will delight in the challenges of this invigorating sexual position.
Based on a classic yoga move called the Headstand, or Shirshasana, this pose has as many health benefits as it does pleasurable ones; as you invert the body, you breathe deeper, improve circulation, and relieve stress on the lower back.
The inverting partner will kneel and place the top of their head on a small floor cushion between the seated partner’s thighs. Next, straighten the knees, raise the hips, and keep the abs flexed. The seated partner can now assist the other in entering the final pose and arrange themselves accordingly.
When first entering this position, mild breathing difficulties may be experienced as the blood from the body rushes to the head; this should quickly pass, but if you're feeling uncomfortable, come out of the position and rest in a prone position to normalize circulation before standing up again.
Based on a classic yoga move called the Headstand, or Shirshasana, this pose has as many health benefits as it does pleasurable ones; as you invert the body, you breathe deeper, improve circulation, and relieve stress on the lower back.
The inverting partner will kneel and place the top of their head on a small floor cushion between the seated partner’s thighs. Next, straighten the knees, raise the hips, and keep the abs flexed. The seated partner can now assist the other in entering the final pose and arrange themselves accordingly.
When first entering this position, mild breathing difficulties may be experienced as the blood from the body rushes to the head; this should quickly pass, but if you're feeling uncomfortable, come out of the position and rest in a prone position to normalize circulation before standing up again.
Intersextion
The Intersextion position (previously known as Sleeping Beauty) is a complicated sex position that differs from the Scissors position because the giver's legs are both between the legs of the receiver.
This allows for an unusual angle for penetration, but it comes at the partial expense of comfort. Many people don't like this position because they find it awkward to position their legs without causing the receiving partner's bottom leg irritation or pain, but it does have a solid following amongst those who can find the sweet spot.
This allows for an unusual angle for penetration, but it comes at the partial expense of comfort. Many people don't like this position because they find it awkward to position their legs without causing the receiving partner's bottom leg irritation or pain, but it does have a solid following amongst those who can find the sweet spot.
Most accidents happen at the intersextion, so make sure you get in to the right lane, unless you want to get rear-ended!!
Intersextion by halpwr April 7, 2010
Chatroulette Manager
Sometimes it's just too difficult to devote all of one's attention to Chatroulette.
Therefore, a friend or other lame individual will launch Chatroulette, focus the webcam on his group of bros, and keep pressing "Next" through the amalgam of dicks, until he finally comes across a female. This "Manager" will then alert his bros immediately.
Therefore, a friend or other lame individual will launch Chatroulette, focus the webcam on his group of bros, and keep pressing "Next" through the amalgam of dicks, until he finally comes across a female. This "Manager" will then alert his bros immediately.
Chatroulette Manager: "Guys I got one! Oh shit, it just turned into a little fat kid."
Avi: "Any luck, Chatroulette Manager?"
Manager: "Nope, we're at 50:1 Man to Woman ratios."
Avi: "Any luck, Chatroulette Manager?"
Manager: "Nope, we're at 50:1 Man to Woman ratios."
Chatroulette Manager by halpwr March 23, 2010