Intersextion

The Intersextion position (previously known as Sleeping Beauty) is a complicated sex position that differs from the Scissors position because the giver's legs are both between the legs of the receiver.

This allows for an unusual angle for penetration, but it comes at the partial expense of comfort. Many people don't like this position because they find it awkward to position their legs without causing the receiving partner's bottom leg irritation or pain, but it does have a solid following amongst those who can find the sweet spot.
Most accidents happen at the intersextion, so make sure you get in to the right lane, unless you want to get rear-ended!!
by halpwr April 07, 2010
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Chatroulette Manager

Sometimes it's just too difficult to devote all of one's attention to Chatroulette.

Therefore, a friend or other lame individual will launch Chatroulette, focus the webcam on his group of bros, and keep pressing "Next" through the amalgam of dicks, until he finally comes across a female. This "Manager" will then alert his bros immediately.
Chatroulette Manager: "Guys I got one! Oh shit, it just turned into a little fat kid."

Avi: "Any luck, Chatroulette Manager?"
Manager: "Nope, we're at 50:1 Man to Woman ratios."
by halpwr March 23, 2010
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Dump Creeper

When you're taking a dump in a stall, and another guy takes a dump right in the stall next to you. There are three (3) stalls, but he chooses that one.

Not only that, but he waits until you're done with your business before he leaves. Because nobody wants to show their faces after a dump. That would be office suicide.

So anyway, you're rushed, because you need to finish, and also - you're nervous when you're washing your hands, that he'll come out, and you'll know who the Dump Creeper was.

But in any case, he'll ruin your entire dump experience, you can be sure of that.
#1) Dude, my regularly scheduled Monday morning 10am dump was spoiled by some really bad Dump Creeper.

#2) Man, I think it was Elliott. He loves doing that.
by halpwr July 23, 2012
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Parachute

The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.

The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.

This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.

Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!

Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
by halpwr July 08, 2010
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Burted

(v) Past Tense - To have farted and burped simultaneously.
Rudy: Burp

Hal: Dude, it smells horrible!

Rudy: Haha sorry, I burted.
by halpwr July 14, 2010
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YMCA

Yogis, gymnasts, or those looking for a rush will delight in the challenges of this invigorating sexual position.

Based on a classic yoga move called the Headstand, or Shirshasana, this pose has as many health benefits as it does pleasurable ones; as you invert the body, you breathe deeper, improve circulation, and relieve stress on the lower back.

The inverting partner will kneel and place the top of their head on a small floor cushion between the seated partner’s thighs. Next, straighten the knees, raise the hips, and keep the abs flexed. The seated partner can now assist the other in entering the final pose and arrange themselves accordingly.

When first entering this position, mild breathing difficulties may be experienced as the blood from the body rushes to the head; this should quickly pass, but if you're feeling uncomfortable, come out of the position and rest in a prone position to normalize circulation before standing up again.
Dude, me and Jane did the YMCA last night. Ballerinas are awesome.
by halpwr April 08, 2010
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