MOBSCAPE

verb. to pretend you are using your mobile/cell phone in order to avoid having to talk to anyone you don't like.

noun the act of mobscaping
Siobhan, there's your ex. "Time to mobscape, then."
by hakam June 24, 2011
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CIZERS

Scissors. CIZERS is a perfectly reputable spelling of SCISSORS as this is how William Shakespeare spelt the word
Ophelia, forsooth pass me a pair of CIZERS
by hakam October 08, 2010
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