hairy_coconut 's definitions

seirosa

An angry blond midget that bites peoples ankles but will bake you cupcakes. Is in love with fictional men old enough to be her dad.

"omg did you hear that Seirosa beat up Ms JC"

by hairy_coconut September 13, 2021

Maia

Maia, theres something about you girrrlll. Aye she a real baddie with melons. She a real one, always gonna have your back when you going through some shii also bad influence in a good way ; ). can be a b Word when she goes full demon on your ass. Has a lot of guy platonic friends... And she loves curry

Person: Wheres Maia when u need her
Maia: I BOUGHT WHISKEY BITCHES!!

by hairy_coconut November 25, 2021

Abiel

Sexy muthafaka, giant cinnamon roll.
Chill with everyone cause he has a juicy ass.
MONKE

Aj- is that King Kong?!?
Neil- nah that's just Abiel

by hairy_coconut November 25, 2021